a new direction: WWSD

I've decided to move this sucker in a new direction and go off on long tirades about what I would do if I were the supreme dictator of these United States. Partly because I think it'll be funnier, but also because I'm sure I would be better at this than our current government. I'll try not to go tyrannical, although I think its safe to say that some people have to be "offed" (or at least tortured). I will offer amnesty for now, but a few people are on a "1 strike and you're out" policy (Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Lou Dobbs, the women of The View, Rita Crosby, Sean Penn, Pat Robertson, Mel Gibson, and Karl Rove, to name a few). So, keep an eye out and offer feedback if you like (dissent will not be tolerated, however).